The Adventures of Thompson Woofed

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FIRST TRAVELLER. What are the people like in this town?
LOCAL. What were they like in the last town you visited?
FIRST TRAVELLER. Awful, nasty, terrible.
LOCAL. You will find they are pretty much the same here.
SECOND TRAVELLER. What are the people like in this town?
LOCAL. What were they like in the last town you visited?
SECOND TRAVELLER. Lovely, wonderful, fantastic.
LOCAL. You will find they are pretty much the same here.